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sare jalaseye khastegari bad az nim saat sokoot:madare damad:bebakhshid kebrit darid pesaram mikhad sigar bekeshe. -e,pas damad sigari ham hast. :sigari ke na bad az mashroob michasbe. :na akhe ghomar karde bood bakht ye kam behesh mashroob dadim khoob beshe. -eeee,pas ghomar baz ham hast. :na akhe doostash too zendan yadesh dadand. -EEEEEpas zendanham rafte? :na akhe motad bood chand rooz gerefte boodandesh.-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEmotad bood?????????? :na akhe zanesh losh dade bood. -ZANESH